KANYE WEST PAID MILLIONS TO PERFORM IN BORAT LAND

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Kanye West Raked In MILLIONS Of Dollars This Weekend To Play A Gig
In... Wait For It... Waaaait For It... KAZAKHSTAN!!! Very Nice. Our
Central Asian Sources Tell Us... Kanye Was Invited By President
Nursultan Nazarbayev To Perform At His Grandson's Wedding Saturday
Night In Almaty At The Hotel Royal Tulip. Very Nice. We're Told Kanye
Was Paid A Hefty Sum-- In The Neighborhood Of $3 Mil -- To Perform His
Big Hits, Including "Can't Tell Me Nothing". One Of The Wedding Guests
Posted Video Of KW On Stage. FYI -- Kazakhstan's Prez Is Reportedly
Worth Billions, And Is Considered By Some To Be An Ardent Dictator Who
Rigs Elections. In 2011, Sting Backed Out Of A Paid Gig For Nazarbayev
Due To Alleged Mistreatment OF Oil Workers In The Country. Not So
Nice. Other Facts About KAZAKHSTAN: Sacha Baron Cohen Did Not Invent
It For "Borat." It Was Once Part Of The Soviet Union. Its Currency Is
A Tenge. Oil And Livestock Are A Pretty Big Deal•

JUSTIN BIEBER ATTACKED AT NIGHTCLUB

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Justin Bieber Was Bum Rushed In A Canadian Nightclub By An Over Eager
Partier Who Tried In Vain To Tackle Him--
It All Went Down At 3 a.m Today At A Toronto Nightclub. Sources On
Scene Tell Us JB Left His Safe VIP Section To Mingle With The Regular
Folk-- And That's When A Male Clubgoer Charged At Him, Got Hold Of His
Shirt And Attempted To Take Him Down, But Failed. Which Makes Sense...
Have You Seen Bieber's Abs? Of Course You Have. Security Rushed In And
Managed To Pull The Guy Off Bieber-- Successfully Taking Him To The
Ground. In The Midst Of The Chaos We're Told JB Was Seen Trying To
Defend Himself, Unleashing A Fury Of Kicks. The Attacker Was Escorted
Out Of He Club. Police Were Never Called. JB And His Crew Also Made A
Hasty Retreat•

CHRIS BROWN RUN- IN WITH COPS IS WEAKEST EVER (FOR CHRIS)

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Cops Were Called To Chris Brown's L.A House Last Week After His
Neighbours Complained He Was Making Too Much Noise••• By Talking Too
Loud. Law Enforcement Sources Tell DNM••• The Non-Emergency Happened
Early Wednesday Morning Around 3 a.m. Cops Responded After CB'S
Uptight Neighbours Complained That He And His Friends Were Outside
Speaking At Decibels Above Their Comfort Level. We're Told The Boys In
Blue Had A Chat With Chris About The Situation. Our Sources Say Chris
Was Super Cooperative And Ushered Everyone Inside The House Stat.
Stand Down Mark Geragos-- Your Services Wouldn't Be Required This
Time•

THEY SAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL IT'S GONE BUT...

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"They Say You Don't Know What You Have Until It's Gone. But The Truth
Is, You Knew Exactly What You Had; You Just Thought You'd Never Lose
It."

It's True Sometimes We Really Don't Know What We Have Until We Lose
It, But It Is Also True That We Never May Know The Things In Life That
We Have Lacked In Until They Arrives. In Order To Live Your Best Life
Sometimes You Are Faced With Having To Let Go Of Things In Life That
Make Us Happy Are Things In Life That We Must Take Proper Care Of, But
Are Things That Sometimes Die For Reasons That Have Nothing To Do
With Our Own Lives.

Sometimes We Are Faced With The Question Of Losing Something Or
Someone And We Then Give The Effort That We Should Have Always Given.
Finding A Delicate Balance In Life Is A Very Difficult Task, But We
Must Give Forth A Mighty Effort In Everything We Do At All Times,
Doing So Will Show That You Are Always Appreciative For What You Have,
And Will Make Instances In Your Life That You Are Forced To Let Go
Easier, Because Chances Are It Won't Be Your Fault That You Are Forced
To Let GO.