MEL GIBSON-- CHECK OUT MY LETHAL WEAPONS

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Mel Gibson Is Only Hitting One Thing These Days... The Gym... Just
Check Out The Diesel Arms He Unveiled In L.A On Friday, Makes Sense.
57-year-old Gibson Is Set To Play The Villain In Next Year's Action
Flick "Expendables 3" Alongside Equally Yoked Middle-Aged Actors
Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, And Dolph
Lundgren... So Bulking Up Is Kind Of Expected. But We're Still Blown
Away, And Not Just By Gibson's Guns. We Don't Think We've Ever Seen
The Guy In A Tank Top Before•

KOBE BRYANT-- MY RECOVERY JUST GOT FASTER

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Dear NBA, Kobe Bryant Is Running Again... Just 4 Months After Tearing
His Achilles Tendon. Consider Yourselves Warned•

GWEN STEFANI B-A-N-A-N-ASS

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Normally, We Wouldn't Feel So Guilty Checking Out Gwen Stefani's
Incredible Ass During A Bikini-Clad Boat Outing In France... But Her
Kid Was There. So, We Put A Black Bar Over His Face. And Now We Feel
Less Guilty. Enjoy!

DICK VAN DYKE PULLED OUT OF FLAMING VEHICLE

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87-Year-Old Actor Dick Van Dyke Narrowly Averted Disaster Moments Ago
On An L.A. Freeway-- When His Jaguar Burst Into Flames-- But
Thankfully, He Was Pulled To Safety In The Nick Of Time. The Hero Who
Rescued Him Is A Guy Named Jason Pennington, Who Tells DNM, He Was
Driving Along The 101 When He Saw A Car Full Of Smoke On The Side Of
The Road... And An Elderly Man Hunched Over At The Wheel. Pennington
Tells Us, He Pulled Up And Ran Over To Discover Dick Van Dyke
Struggling Inside. Pennington Says He Opened The Driver Door And
Pulled The Actor Out Of The Vehicle As Flames Tore Through The Engine.
We're Told Dick Was Slightly Disorientated By The Experience But Did
Not Need Medical Attention. His Wife Came To Pick Him Up Shortly After
And Brought Him Home. As For The Car... It's Toast•

50 CENT LAWSUIT••• I LOST 'CAUSE I'M BLACK'

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50 Cent Says He Got SCREWED In Court Recently Because The Judge Was A
Rap-Hating RACIST... And Now He Wants The Allegedly Bias Ruling
Overturned... This According To Court Docs. Earlier This Year 50 And
Company Called Sleek Audio Were Embroiled In A Bitter Lawsuit. 50
Claimed Sleek Owed Him Over $261,000. Sleek Said Otherwise. The Case
Went To Arbitration-- A Binding Process In Which An Arbitrator Picks
The Winner. Bad News For 50, The Arbitrator Sided With Sleek (The
Final $$$ Judgement Was Kept Under Wraps). But 50 Refuses To Go Gently
Into That Good Night... And Is Taking The Battle To Federal Court--
Claiming The Arbitration Judge Discriminated Against Him Because He's
Black, Associates With Controversial African-American Figures And
Because He's A High Profile Rap Artist. Specially... 50 Says The Bias
Ran So Deep The Judge Didn't Allow Him To Cross Examine Witnesses And
Refused To Look At Evidence Pertaining To ThE Case. Pretty Bold
Claims. He Wants The Award Axed ASAP And Is Asking For A New
Hearing... Where He Says He'll Prove The Judge Was Out To Get Him From
The Get Go. Sleek Fired Back Too... Claiming 50's Allegations Of
Racism Are A Desperate Attempt To Avoid The Arbitration Decision And
Get It Brought Before An Actual Court•

RAZ B OFF LIFE SUPPORT SMILING AND RESPONSIVE

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R&B Singer Raz B Is Out Of His Coma And In Stable Condition, DNM Has
Learned. Sources Close To Raz Tell DNM... The Former B2K Member Came
Out Of His Life-Threatening Coma Sunday At A Hospital In China. We're
Told He Is Stable, Breathing On His Own, Smiling And Responsive... But
Has Not Yet Been Released From The Hospital. He's Staying A Few More
Days To Be Monitored. DNM Broke The Story... Raz Was Smashed In The
Face With A Bottle Thursday While Performing At A Club In China. He
Was Rushed To The Hospital Where He Underwent Minor Surgery. But The
Next Day, When Raz Didn't Wake Up His Back-Up Dancer Rushed Him To The
Hospital Again. It Was Determined He Was In A Coma And Placed On Life
Support. A Rep For Raz B Tells DNM... Doctors Say It's A Miracle That
He Survived•

A NEW MORNING MEANS A NEW BEGINNING

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"A New Morning Means A New Beginning, A New Struggle, A New Endeavor,
But With The Lord By Our Side We Can Overcome Any Challenges And Turn
Obstacles Into Stepping Stones."

If We Are Going To Get The Places In Life That We Desire To Be, We
Have To Be Willing To Start. Sometimes Just Seeing Past The Starting
Line Is The Biggest Obstacles For Any Person. Many Of Us Think That If
We Just Wait A While, We Will Be In A Better Position Than We Were In
Before, Not Realizing That We Can't Start At The Pinnacle Of Success,
We Have To Start At The Bottom, Regardless Of What We Think We Know.

We Must Also Remember That If We Choose To Go Alone, Instead Of Trying
To Pull The Weight Of Too Many Others We Won't Have To Wait So Long In
Waiting For Others To Get Ready And Catch Up To The Same Place We Are.
Ideas Are Perishable, And If We Refuse To Do Something About Them
Eventually They Will Deteriorate•