When You're In Love With Someone You Think They'd Be A Joy To Have
Around For Anything! You Get In Over Your Head And Make Commitments To
The Person You Can Never Take Back. Or You Share Things With Them You
Realize Were Better Left Unsaid. Learn From Many That Have Traveled
Down The Wrong Path Before, And Don't Do This•••
#1• GOING WITH HER TO THE GYNECOLOGIST:
For Whatever Reason- Comfort, A Desire To Have You Understand The
Female Anatomy Better-Some Women Like To Drag Their Man To The Gyno.
It May Seem Harmless At First, And You Don't Want To Be Mean By Saying
No, So You Tag Along. But Know This: If You're In The Room, And Your
Girlfriend Is Complaining Of Any Symptoms Or Issues Down There, The
Doctor Will Turn To You As Another Source Of Information. Hey-You're
In There More Than He Is. And After Discussing Your Woman's Va Jay Jay
In Medical Terms, It Will Never Look Or Feel The Same To You•
#2• GETTING HER INTO VIDEO GAMES:
You Know She'll Love Your Games If You Could Just Get Her To Play Them
One Time. But That's The Problem: She Probably Will Love Them And
Become Just As Addicted To Them As You Are. And Then, You Can Never
Just Play The Thing Alone Again. And You'll Experience What It Was
Like To Be On Her End Sometimes, When You Want To Do Something Else
And She Just Wants To Play The Game. You May Also Become Competitive
With Each Other, And That Tension Can Carry On Away From The Gaming
Consoles. I Get It: You Want To Share With Her Something That You
Love. Pick Something Else•
#3• TAKING HER TO GUYS NIGHT:
She Tells You She'll Be Cool. She Tells You, "But Your Friends Love
Me!" She Says She'll Act Like One Of The Boys, Or That You'll Hardly
Even Notice She's There . It Doesn't Matter How Much Your Boys Love
Your Girl: The Instant A Girl Walks Into A Room Of All Men, A Shield
Goes Up. Men Have Deeply Ingrained Little Filters Around Women. And
Even If Those Filters Are Slight, There Is A Cloud Over The Night That
Doesn't Let Them Act Quite As They Would If A Woman Weren't There.
Don't Do That To Your Boys. What's Worse Is Maybe Their Filters Won't
Kick In. And Then Your Girl Will Be Mortified At What She Hears And
Sees•
#4• GOING TO GIRLS NIGHT
Don't Crash Your Girl's Night. A Man Tends To Take Up The Attention In
The Room Because Men Just Have More Assertive Presences, So You'll
Immediately Steal The Spotlight From Your Girl. She Also Won't Feel
Free To Dish Everything To Her Friends That She Would If You Hadn't
Been There. I Know They're Just Sipping Wine In Your Living Room So
You Think, Why Can't You Join Them? But, Get Out Of There. Let Your
Girlfriend Be The Star For The Night•
#5• SEXUAL ACTS YOU BOTH WERE UNCERTAIN ABOUT:
If There Is Any Act, From Toys To Threesomes, That Both You And Your
Partner Felt Uneasy About Doing, Don't Do It. If You Don't Go Into
Those Kinds Of Things With Complete Certitude, There's Usually A
Feeling Of Regret Afterwards•
#6• EVERYBODY IS FRIENDS WITH YOUR EX
So You Are Still Friends With An Ex That You Know Is A Great Girl And
You Think Your Girlfriend Would Like. I Promise You: You're Better Off
Living With The Awkwardness Of Your New Girl Getting A Little Annoyed
When You Go Off To Hang With Your Ex, Than You Are With The Chaos That
Comes From Introducing Your New Girl And Your Ex. Either The Two Will
Hate Each Other, And Then You've Got A Big Problem On Your Hands. Or,
They'll Love Each Other And Spend All Their Time Together And Talk
About Everything. And Then You've Got An Even Bigger Problem On Your
Hands•
#7• ANALYZING OTHER FEMALES:
Don't Let A Woman Trick You Into The, "Do You Think She's Pretty"
Conversation. Whether It's About A Woman You Both Actually Know Or An
Actress, Don't Do It. Women Believe They Are The Authority On Other
Women, So Whatever Your Opinion Is, She'll Most Likely Tell You You're
Wrong. And Your Girl Will Pay Close Attention To How You Analyze Other
Women And Immediately Relate It To Herself. You Could Have Issues Of
Insecurity Or Jealousy Rise Up•
#8• MATCHING TATTOOS:
You Want To Prove To The World You'll Be Together Forever? Get
Married. Definitely Get Married Before You'd Get Matching Tattoos! No
Matter How In Love You Are, Just Try To Imagine What Life Would Be
Like Without That Woman/Man, And With That Tattoo. Even The Less Than
1% Chance Of That Happening Should Be Enough Reason Not To Do It•
#9• STARTING A COMPANY TOGETHER:
This Can Either Make Or Break A Relationship. Your Partner May Love
Who You Are As A Boyfriend, Friend, Son And Citizen Of The World. But
She May Hate Who You Are As A Businessman. We're All Somebody Else
When It Comes To Business And Sometimes Your Partner Is Better Off
Being Shielded From That Face. This Could Bring You Two Closer Because
You'll Deeply Understand The Stresses And Concerns Of The Other
Person. But, Before Doing Something So Large As Starting A Business
Together Try To Build Up To It By Working Together In Smaller
Capacities To See How You Get Along•
#10• ARGUING IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS:
I Don't Care Who Started It: You End It. You'll Both Feel Humiliated
Afterwards If You Engaged In A Full On Couples Dispute In Front Of
Your Friends. Not Only Will You Feel Bad About Putting Them Through
That, But You'll Also Inevitably Begin To Wonder Who "WON" The Fight
In The Eyes Of YoUR Friends. Who Do They Think Is The Better Partner,
Now That They've Seen The Two Of You Battle?
Subconsciously, You'll Be Battling To Be The Better Partner In Front
Of Friends From There On Out•
